Uncle Thug
Today Princess P, my little niece, spied on my laptop and found out about my secret blog site (only a few privileged souls know about it; that's you!). She wrote the url on her little pink diary so that her memory won't fail her by the time she is back home. I threatened to steal her diary when she falls asleep..and now she has the diary underneath her pillow while the little one is falling asleep. Such a thug of an uncle i am.